Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
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