the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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