Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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