Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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