I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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