Having a random hookup so left but love u
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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