now i know why i became what i already was.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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