you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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