im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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