She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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