I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Someone signed my nipple.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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