Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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