my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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