Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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