Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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