Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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