I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
