he puts the penis in happiness.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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