But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
If I die, sorry about rent.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize