what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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