And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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