I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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