So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Randomize
