she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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