? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I enjoy the company of your penis
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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