i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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