nutella sex= disaster
I understand Curling. That high.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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