it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Pants are for mortals
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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