I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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