we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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