they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
