Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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