haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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