I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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