This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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