I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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