real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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