I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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