when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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