we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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