There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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