How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
try to milk me bitch
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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