I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize