Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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