no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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