He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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