before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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