In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Randomize
