They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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