It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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