just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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