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it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
