Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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