i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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