scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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